12 Problems People With Clubbed Thumbs Will Only Understand

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1. You're not human.

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Whether you like it or not, your friends will call you out on your thumbs. They have creative names for them, too. Like clubbed thumbs, stubbed thumbs, midget thumbs, toe thumbs, nubs, etc.

2. "Stop biting your nails!"

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Your mom, dad, everyone around you, will tell you to stop and will blame your nail biting habits. Clubbed thumbs are actually genetic; you were born with them. Bite on kids.

3. You will never win. Don't even try.

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Thumb wars? Mission impossible.

4. Nail polish, trimming, and manicures oh my!

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Guys got off pretty easy with this one. Girls not so much. Girls have to go to extremes to make their nubs look pretty and will have Miss Chau cursing them at the nail salon.

5. Playing video games: Level hard.

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Reaching those joysticks and buttons can be a hassle. Its safe to say you'll be bad at Call of Duty, Mario Kart..

6. Try opening a band-aid...

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Emergency? hold on..

7. ...Or Ziploc bag

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Give us a minute.

8. We're not saying you should pick your nose, we're saying you can't.

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No nubs allowed in the gold mine.

9. Palming a basketball has never been harder

the struggle

10. "Send me a pic!"

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Your friends will kindly ask you to send them a picture (or snapchat) of your thumb whenever they want to show you off or whenever they meet someone with the same thumbs, which surprisingly happens a lot. Smile for the camera

11. You will always "stick out like a sore thumb"

irony is a...

12. Don't worry, you're not alone!

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Every day you wake up with those things staring right back at you just remember there are others like you out there. Celebs, like Megan Fox and Leighton Meester, have got your back! (or should I say thumbs)