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I Went To The Cricket And Got In A Love Triangle With Two Of Australia's Biggest TV Networks

What happens at the Big Bash, stays at the Big Bash.

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This week the BuzzFeed Australia team went to the Sydney Cricket Ground to see the Adelaide Strikers take on the Sydney Sixers in the Big Bash League.

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I noticed they were showing live tweets on the big screen, so I spent around six minutes thinking of an awesome, cricket related tweet and posted this:

PUT ME ON THE SCREEN YOU FUCKS #BBL04

Within a minute I received this reply from Channel Ten's Sport Twitter account, who happened to be broadcasting the game.

I tried a different approach.

This cricket match is amazing! You know what is more amazing? The Project, weeknights at 6:30 on TEN! #BBL04 @tensporttv

Nick Wray@50ShadesOfWrayFollow

This cricket match is amazing! You know what is more amazing? The Project, weeknights at 6:30 on TEN! #BBL04 @tensporttv

8:11 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Channel Ten started opening up to me, then something weird happened. I started to develop emotions for a TV network.

@50ShadesOfWray You're heading in the right direction

TEN Sport@tensporttvFollow

@50ShadesOfWray You're heading in the right direction

8:09 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

I couldn't wait any longer! Channel Ten was somewhere in the SCG and I wanted to meet them!

Hey @tensporttv social media person, where are you? Wanna get a quick beer? #bbl04

Nick Wray@50ShadesOfWrayFollow

Hey @tensporttv social media person, where are you? Wanna get a quick beer? #bbl04

8:16 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

They revealed their whereabouts, hanging out behind the commentators.

Like a school boy I looked over to the commentator's box to see what I think was Channel Ten, and boy, it was love at first sight.

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It was time to take our relationship to the next level (although Channel Ten was hesitant).

@tensporttv My parents really want to meet you. #BBL04

Nick Wray@50ShadesOfWrayFollow

@tensporttv My parents really want to meet you. #BBL04

8:24 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@50ShadesOfWray I look fat in that photo. Might have to take a raincheck re parents

TEN Sport@tensporttvFollow

@50ShadesOfWray I look fat in that photo. Might have to take a raincheck re parents

8:25 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

I got desperate.

@tensporttv you're always beautiful to me.

It worked.

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So I started whipping out the big guns. This line has never failed me!

@tensporttv you are the Kentucky to my chicken.

Nick Wray@50ShadesOfWrayFollow

@tensporttv you are the Kentucky to my chicken.

8:28 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@50ShadesOfWray You are the audience to my #ImACelebrityAU

TEN Sport@tensporttvFollow

@50ShadesOfWray You are the audience to my #ImACelebrityAU

8:29 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Then I made a fatal mistake.

The silent treatment began. I knew what was coming because I've been in this situation with human girls before.

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I blew it.

@50ShadesOfWray I don't think this is working out. At first it was so passionate, but now it feels... different. #AwkwardBreakup

TEN Sport@tensporttvFollow

@50ShadesOfWray I don't think this is working out. At first it was so passionate, but now it feels... different. #AwkwardBreakup

8:34 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

I was rebounding hard, so I contacted Channel Nine.

@tensporttv Urgh fine. I'll go to @WWOS9, at least they get me. Goodbye Ten...

Nick Wray@50ShadesOfWrayFollow

@tensporttv Urgh fine. I'll go to @WWOS9, at least they get me. Goodbye Ten...

8:36 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

My knight in shining armour came out to save me and my shattered heart.

@50ShadesOfWray Welcome home baby! #fast4tennis #WWOS

Wide World of Sports@WWOS9Follow

@50ShadesOfWray Welcome home baby! #fast4tennis #WWOS

8:45 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I immediately wanted to distance myself from Channel Ten.

@WWOS9 Ten meant nothing to me, you'll always the the one in my eyes. Hear that @tensporttv? You were just a fling, that's it!

Nick Wray@50ShadesOfWrayFollow

@WWOS9 Ten meant nothing to me, you'll always the the one in my eyes. Hear that @tensporttv? You were just a fling, that's it!

8:48 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

The two networks started fighting each other for my love.

@50ShadesOfWray @WWOS9 Keep out of this WWOS. You're just a rebound anyway. #StayingStrong http://t.co/cYmvT8qkbD

TEN Sport@tensporttvFollow

@50ShadesOfWray @WWOS9 Keep out of this WWOS. You're just a rebound anyway. #StayingStrong http://t.co/cYmvT8qkbD

8:53 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@tensporttv Not according to @50ShadesOfWray... "You were just a fling, that's it!". #fast4tennis

Wide World of Sports@WWOS9Follow

@tensporttv Not according to @50ShadesOfWray... "You were just a fling, that's it!". #fast4tennis

8:56 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

After seeing Channel Nine destroy Ten verbally (and in the ratings) I knew I was ready to take the next step. I asked Channel Nine the biggest question in any couple's relationship:

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And so it began, the greatest love story not to be written by Nicholas Sparks.

@50ShadesOfWray It's not official until it's Facebook official ;) https://t.co/PcJVvKRfpx

Wide World of Sports@WWOS9Follow

@50ShadesOfWray It's not official until it's Facebook official ;) https://t.co/PcJVvKRfpx

9:13 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Sorry Ten, it was fun while it lasted.

@WWOS9 @50ShadesOfWray http://t.co/2lsO0bKcXp

TEN Sport@tensporttvFollow

@WWOS9 @50ShadesOfWray http://t.co/2lsO0bKcXp

9:19 PM - 14 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite