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    This Is How Fantasy Football Should Be Scored

    Fantasy football scoring has gotten a bit stale. After the NFL's first week, it's clear these point bonuses need to be added immediately.

    +28 points: Bust out an endzone handstand.

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    Adrian Peterson lifts himself off the ground after the second of his two touchdown runs Sunday.

    +100 points: Lead a team prayer (only Tim Tebow is eligible).

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    Tim Tebow leads Jets and Bills players in prayer Sunday.

    -25 points: Accidentally Tebow.

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    Robert Griffin III celebrates after an Alfred Morris touchdown run Sunday.

    -35 points: Intentionally Tebow.


    Von Miller Tebows after sacking Ben Roethlisberger in the fourth quarter Sunday night.

    -3 points: Forget what sport you play.

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    Tony Gonzalez dunks the football over the goal post after a 7-yard touchdown catch in Kansas City.

    +10 points: Execute a perfect leaping waist bump.

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    Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow celebrate after a Jets touchdown against the Bills.

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    Matt Ryan and Julio Jones celebrate after a Falcons touchdown against the Chiefs.

    +90 points: Make Jim Irsay look stupid.

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    In his first game as a Denver Bronco, Peyton Manning threw for 253 yards and two touchdowns in a 31-19 win over the Steelers.

    (Divide point total in half): Accumulate massive stats in massive loss.

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    Bills running back C.J. Spiller racked up 169 yards and one touchdown on the ground, but the Jets thrashed the Bills 48-28.

    +8 points, move to injured reserve by week 5: Take a million hits, throw four interceptions and fumble twice, still beat the Browns.

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    Michael Vick threw for four interceptions but led a late-game comeback to beat the Browns 17-16 in Cleveland.

    +3 points: Pass the torch.

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    Robert Griffin III threw for 320 yards and two touchdowns in his first game as a pro in a win over Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints.

    +11 points: Make kickers relevant again.

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    Rookie kicker Blair Walsh made four field goals against the Jaguars, including a 55-yarder as time expired in regulation and a 38-yarder in overtime.

    -6 points: Do yoga.

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    Jay Cutler takes a hit from the Indianapolis Colts, but he would rebound and throw for two touchdowns in a 41-21 Bears victory.

    -15 points: Lose game because of Kevin Ogletree.

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    Eli Manning walks off the field after a 24-17 Giants loss to the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas receiver Kevin Ogletree had eight catches for 114 yards and two touchdowns.