Rob Gronkowski Invented A New Word

Gronkspiking. verb. To throw objects at the ground at high velocity, and crush beers afterward with your bros.

How do you imagine professional partyboy and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski spending the holidays? Wearing an ugly Christmas sweater in a haphazardly decorated dorm room Gronkspiking energy drinks into the floor? Me too.

Behold the Gronkspike.