1. This is Johnny Football. He’s only a redshirt freshman at Texas A&M, but he has a chance of winning the Heisman this season after slaying Alabama a few weeks ago.
2. Johnny Football is so good, he makes women tingle when the football flies. He even inspired a very well done but terrifyingly creepy tribute song.
Going to go try and re-attach the skin that crawled off my body now.
H/T Samer Kalaf at Deadspin.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖