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A Middle Aged Woman's Tribute To A 19-Year-Old Football Player Will Make You Wildly Uncomfortable

"Johnny Football, how we love him... how we tingle when the football flies!"

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This is Johnny Football. He's only a redshirt freshman at Texas A&M, but he has a chance of winning the Heisman this season after slaying Alabama a few weeks ago.

Johnny Football is so good, he makes women tingle when the football flies. He even inspired a very well done but terrifyingly creepy tribute song.

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Going to go try and re-attach the skin that crawled off my body now.

H/T Samer Kalaf at Deadspin.

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