Buzz·Posted on Apr 10, 201518 Secrets Theme Park Employees Will Never Tell YouWe will lie to your family.by Nia AlavezosBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You've gotten so used to pointing with two fingers that you even do it when you're not working. View this photo on Instagram 2. You can't help but roll your eyes after every fake smile you give to a guest. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You've expertly mastered the "I'm cleaning up vomit, but it really doesn't smell that bad" face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You've created special hand signals with your co-workers so you can make fun of guests behind their backs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Your favorite part of every morning shift is having some quality time with the attraction before the park opens. View this photo on Instagram 6. You're constantly making up lies to tell guests about why your attraction isn't working because you honestly never know why. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You have the music from your venue stuck in your head almost every night as you try to fall asleep. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You go to work every day knowing you'll probably see a couple attempt to have sex on your ride. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You have no sympathy for guests when they put their safety at risk to take ridiculous photos on your ride. View this photo on Instagram 10. You've made a rude guest wait even longer for the next ride because they never stopped complaining. View this photo on Instagram 11. You've definitely looked away when a guest dropped their food so you could avoid being the one to accommodate them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. You have permanent tire marks on your shoes thanks to electric scooters. 13. You drink so much water in the summertime that you need to take 10+ bathroom breaks within an hour. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You've prayed for it to rain before a shift so the park would be empty and no guests would bother you. View this photo on Instagram 15. You've come into work hoping your attraction breaks down so you can get paid to do nothing all day. View this photo on Instagram 16. You feel like a celebrity when guests take pictures of you. 17. You've sweet-talked a senior co-worker so you could get assigned a better shift. 18. And you'll never understand why people enjoy eating theme park food so much.