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The Ultimate Game Of “F#@K, Marry, Kill”: Middle-Earth Edition

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Aragorn, Legolas, and Thorin Oakenshield

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    Aragorn
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    Legolas
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    Thorin Oakenshield
  1. Who would you rather marry?

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    Thorin Oakenshield
  1. Who would you rather kill?

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    Thorin Oakenshield

Arwen, Tauriel, and Éowyn

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    Arwen
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    Tauriel
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    Éowyn
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    Arwen
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    Tauriel
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    Éowyn
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    Arwen
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    Tauriel
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    Éowyn

Gandalf the Grey, Saruman the Wise, and Radagast the Brown

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    Gandalf the Grey
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    Saruman the Wise
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    Radagast the Brown
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    Gandalf the Grey
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    Radagast the Brown
  1. Who would you rather kill?

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Galadriel, Elrond, and Thranduil

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    Galadriel
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    Thranduil
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    Thranduil
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    Galadriel
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    Elrond
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    Thranduil

Sam, Merry, and Pippin

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    Sam
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    Merry
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    Pippin
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    Pippin
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    Pippin

Frodo, Young Bilbo, and Old Bilbo

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    Frodo
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    Young Bilbo
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    Old Bilbo
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    Frodo
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    Old Bilbo
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    Frodo
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    Young Bilbo
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    Old Bilbo

Kili, Fili, and Bofur

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    Kili
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    Fili
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    Bofur