11 Things You're Absolutely Better At When You're Drunk

In your head: You could win any singing competition!

In reality: You would not make it to auditions.

In your head: You feel as charming as you do irresistible!

In reality: You look equally as creepy as you do sleepy.

In your head: You never knew you could two-step this amazingly!

In reality: You cannot even one-step.

In your head: You’ve made a ton of friends tonight, and you’ll see them again soon!

In reality: The bartender is getting annoyed that you keep asking her about summer television.

In your head: Your fashion sense is just more inspired when you’ve had a couple drinks.

In reality: You did not need to order that 12-pack of pizza socks.

In your head: Everyone loves your jokes! You’re killing it!

In reality: Everyone is hoping you’ll fall asleep before your next “set.”

In your head: You’re a gourmet chef!

In reality: Grilled cheese with chocolate chips is gross, not creative.

In your head: You’re ready to have open, honest conversations with friends and family!

In reality: I don’t think you meant to send that picture to your cousin.

In your head: You’re wowing the heck out of your date!

In reality: You will not hear from this date again.

In your head: Everyone needs to see all the fun you’re up to tonight.

In reality: Your boss does not need to see all the fun you’re up to tonight.

In your head: You’ve just had a few drinks; you’ll be fine!

In reality: Driving drunk is a recipe for fatalities.