1. Karaoke
In your head: You could win any singing competition!
In reality: You would not make it to auditions.
2. Flirting
In your head: You feel as charming as you do irresistible!
In reality: You look equally as creepy as you do sleepy.
3. Dancing
In your head: You never knew you could two-step this amazingly!
In reality: You cannot even one-step.
4. Socializing
In your head: You’ve made a ton of friends tonight, and you’ll see them again soon!
In reality: The bartender is getting annoyed that you keep asking her about summer television.
5. Making online purchases
In your head: Your fashion sense is just more inspired when you’ve had a couple drinks.
In reality: You did not need to order that 12-pack of pizza socks.
6. Stand-up
In your head: Everyone loves your jokes! You’re killing it!
In reality: Everyone is hoping you’ll fall asleep before your next “set.”
7. Cooking
In your head: You’re a gourmet chef!
In reality: Grilled cheese with chocolate chips is gross, not creative.
8. Texting
In your head: You’re ready to have open, honest conversations with friends and family!
In reality: I don’t think you meant to send that picture to your cousin.
9. Kissing
In your head: You’re wowing the heck out of your date!
In reality: You will not hear from this date again.
10. Posting on social media
In your head: Everyone needs to see all the fun you’re up to tonight.
In reality: Your boss does not need to see all the fun you’re up to tonight.
11. Driving
In your head: You’ve just had a few drinks; you’ll be fine!
In reality: Driving drunk is a recipe for fatalities.
All animations by Kirun Kunju / © BuzzFeed 2017.
One thing you shouldn’t even attempt while drunk? Driving.
With approximately one-third of all traffic crash fatalities in the United States involving drunk drivers, the facts don’t lie. Make the informed decision and Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over.
