10 Things You Don't Do If You Want To Be New Hampshire's Senator

Former Massachusetts Politician Scott Brown will officially announce on Thursday (4/10) that he is running again for the U.S. Senate...this time in New Hampshire. Here are 10 things Scott Brown has said and done that will leave Granite State voters saying "whatever.” You don’t want to assume a pick-up truck and a Cosmo centerfold will get you elected.

1. You don't say you're in Massachusetts when you're really in New Hampshire.

2. You don't thank the Big Oil Koch Brothers for their cash, and then ask for more.

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3. You don't say the words "probably not" or "cause whatever" when talking about your credentials to represent New Hampshire.

4. You don't say "I'm proud to be from Massachusetts."

5. You don't consider visiting all ten New Hampshire counties over three weeks a "whirlwind." It's just what you do.

6. You don't say "I'm a Republican from Massachusetts."

7. You don't pose for photos like this:

Via Twitter: @SenScottBrown

8. You don't try to make a buck by renting your email list to an anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist.

9. You don't brag about make believe meetings with Kings and Queens.

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10. You don't hire a campaign manager who faces a subpoena for his ties to Chris Christie's Bridgegate scandal.

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