10 Other Places Scott Brown Could Green Screen Himself Into (That Aren't New Hampshire)

Scott Brown got called out big time this week for saying he filmed his latest TV ad in New Hampshire when he was actually in a studio in front of a green screen using stock images. Brown even told a local newspaper that he filmed the ad in NH, a claim which has clearly been debunked.

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Scott Brown, seen here in front of a scenic stock photo.

The question remains: where did Brown shoot the ad? Why didn't he own up to it? While we eagerly await answers, here are a few other places Scott Brown could transport himself through the magic of green screen and stock imagery.

1. Move Back To Massachusetts

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Oh, Massachusetts, Scott Brown's home and native land. As a former Massachusetts politician, this is an obvious choice for him to get back to his roots without putting any more miles on that truck. Or is it an SUV from Texas? It's unclear.

What IS clear, though, is how much Scott Brown really, really likes to talk about how much he loves The Bay State:

2. To Meet With More Kings and Queens

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Brown is famous (infamous?) for claiming to have secret meetings with Kings and Queens all the time. Like, on the reg. Only one problem: that's not at all true. Never happened.

But, a boy can dream.

3. Become a Weatherman

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A viable career option once he is done running for office in the remaining 48 states

4. Easily Hide In More Bathrooms

What does Scott Brown do when faced with hard questions about his out-of-touch position on women's reproductive health and the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision?

He hides in a bathroom. With his new green screen, Scott can take his pick.

5. Sell Reverse Mortgages with Fred Thompson

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There is really no stronger bond than that shared among people with the title "Former Senator." Scott Brown could easily use his new found green screen to join his colleague, former Senator Fred Thompson (who knows a thing or two about flirting with and failing at Granite State politics) in pitching reverse mortgages on TV.

6. Visit Mount Rushmore/Washington/Bqhatevwr?

Scott Brown is so new to New Hampshire that he actually thinks this photo is in the Granite State's Presidential Mountain Range. Close Scott, so close. It's ok, though. We know you just can't remember what state you're running in now.

7. Get Back On The Board of His Shady Make-Up Turned Gun Manufacturing Company

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After being drummed out of the Senate by Massachusetts voters, Brown decided to cash in by joining the board of a shady beauty supply company turned arms manufacturer. The Boston Globe called Brown's move an “unsavory gig” and a “serious lapse of judgment.”

8. Visit His Pals on Wall Street

There's a reason why Scott Brown has been called "Wall Street's Favorite Senator." He's cashed hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions in exchange for voting their way all the time. In exchange for their contributions, he saved Wall Street billions of dollars in tax breaks. Brown gave Wall Street a great deal and gave Main Street a raw deal.

9. Vegas Baby

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That's right: pack your bags, charge your cellphone, and remember to stay hydrated because Scott Brown is green screening himself back to Las Vegas. When we last left Brown in Sin City his was collecting a paycheck from his hedge fund backers.

Oh, and did you forget the part about how Brown was hanging out with French Clowns on Pogo Sticks? That's ok. We didn't

10. Star In Sharknado 2

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I mean, why not.