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1. Spoiled, rich boys are ten times more terrifying than the so-called “freaks”.
2. If you were part of the Freakshow, you’d be BFFs with Bette, but you'd have strong negative feelings towards Dot.
3. People can be divided into two categories:
4. Ma Petite is the most adorable person on Earth.
5. Don’t perform on Halloween.
6. You can become a fortune teller at any given time of your life by having great observation skills and telling people what they want to hear.
7. A musical number is always nice if you run out of script ideas.
8. That being said, the slight lisp that Sarah Paulson brought along to Fiona Apple’s "Criminal" was super sexy.
9. Lily Rabe is an essential cast member of AHS and her absence from Freakshow clearly messes up the balance in the universe.
10. Contrary to what you might think, having three breasts gives you no super powers whatsoever.
11. Also, don't pick up people off the side of the road.
12. It turns out circus and carnival troops don’t do much all day except for sitting around, eating, or planning revenge/murder.
13. Consequently, playing one show a month or so apparently makes enough money to feed the whole troupe.
14. Meep’s death was unnecessary and shall never be forgotten nor forgiven.
15. Don’t judge somebody that seems like a horrible person at first.
16. Some people are just not meant to be famous.
17. Meatloaf.
18. Shakespeare doesn't sell.
19. Curfews exist for a reason.
20. But most importantly, "Don't call us freaks."
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