Moments Disney Princesses REALLLLY Needed A Drink

We all love the tales of our favorite Disney Princesses, but don't these ladies deserve a drink?

Cinderella

Slave in her own home.

Her only friends are rodents.

Her Step-Mother is always trying to diminish her swag.

Her Mother's dress gets ripped to shreds by her jealous step-sisters.

Keep the cocktails coming.

Snow White

Her Step-Mother is a Royal Witch who wants to kill her because she has self-esteem issues.

She gets lost in the creepy woods at night.

She lives with 7 needy Dwarves.

She's home alone all day like a crazed housewife

Snow White SERIOUSLY needs to get her drink on.

Ariel

Her Dad is too controlling

She's a ginger-enough said.

She has to go to a Sea-Witch for help.

Everything is almost ruined because her Prince Prude won't make a move.

One drink won't be enough

Belle

Everyone in town thinks her Dad is nuts...he pretty much is since he let's her take his place in the Beast's dungeon.

She has to fend off Gaston's ego..the dude probably can't even read

She somehow falls in love with a hairy Beast (despite his temper tantrums)

She doesn't care the cup is an enchanted human...as long as it's filled with something strong!

Elsa

Her parents teach her to conceal her talents...then die in a shipwreck

Babies and villagers fear her

She causes a full blown winter and everyone's pretty pissed at her.

She nearly kills her sister.

Get this Queen a cold beer!

Mulan

Starts out as a child bride

Starts cross dressing--to save her Father

Has a bit of an identity crisis

Takes all her advice from a clumsy Dragon

That'll put hair on her chest... that's not really tea in the pot

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