If Game Of Thrones Characters Were Drinks

If you are obsessed with G.O.T then you have come to the right place! Here’s what your favorite character would most likely order if wine wasn't always on the menu.

1. Tyrion Is Good Juju Ginger Beer

For what Tyrion Lannister lacks in height, he makes up with cunning. House Lannister is a potent enemy–and even worse, he is living with the enemy. Tyrion is respected by those who understand his intellect, but constantly berated for being vertically inept. Tyrion does not have good luck, but perhaps this pairing will change his fate.

Tyrion is Good Juju Ginger Beer made by Left Hand Brewery. Like Tyrion, you must give this beer a chance before you judge. The pale ale made with organic ginger has a unique taste compared to other beers. Tyrion does not act spontaneously, he waits for his moment and savors his victories. The ginger taste makes Good Juju a great beer to sip and enjoy good conversation.

2. Cersei Lannister Is Blood Red Sangria

The queen we all love to hate. Cersei Lannister has a knack for making other people’s lives miserable. She is queen regent, tyrant, and an avid wine drinker. It takes a lot of wine to fuel Cersei’s diabolical plots. The Queen of the Seven Kingdoms (for now) is a Blood Red Sangria.

She can’t live without her wine and relishes spilling blood to secure her throne. Don’t let her pretty face fool you. Sangria is always underestimated because on the surface it is a fruity fusion, but its notorious for sneaking up on you…sound familiar?

3 oz Cabernet Sauvignon Red Wine

1 oz Sweet & Sour Mix

1 oz Apple Liqueur

1 oz Pineapple Juice

1 oz Cranberry Juice

Slices of Lime

1/2 tbsp Lemon Juice

Slice of Orange

Chunks of Apple

Grapes

3. Jamie Lannister Is Golden Glamour

Jamie is the golden boy of House Lannister. Also known as “The King Slayer” Jamie is a fearsome warrior of the royal guard. He could have any woman he wants, but chooses the one he shouldn’t (his sister).In the first two seasons, Jamie was a golden playboy. After he was captured his grip (pun intended) on reality is altered. After meeting Brianne, his character went through a transformation.

The Golden Glamour is the perfect match for Jamie Lannister. The Champagne is his wealthy playboy side, and the pairing of vanilla and fruit flavors redefines your expectations. Jamie is trying to make peace and that deserves a drink.

4 oz. Brut Champagne

1/4 oz. Vanilla Liqueur

1 1/2 oz. Passion Fruit Juice

4. Daenerys Targaryen Is Heart Of Fire Shot

Daenerys Targaryen is very far from the seven kingdoms, but fear is starting to fill those on the throne as her dragons grow and her army multiplies.Daenerys is a true dragon: immune to and motivated by fire. She lives by her house motto “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Unlike the others fighting for the throne, Daenerys does not act entitled: she wants to prove her power first.

The Mother of Dragons needs a strong drink only a fire breather would enjoy. Daenerys Targaryen’s drink is Heart of Fire. True to its name, Daenerys’ true heart is dedicated only to her dragons.

Shot of Whiskey

A drop or two of Tabasco Sauce

5. Jon Snow Is Ice Cap Beer

Jon Snow does know something: winter. The most attractive man of the Night’s Watch can only get his hands on one type of beer so far north: Ice Cap Beer. A unique beer made with ice from a 2,000 year old ice cap in Greenland is the perfect beverage for Jon.

After leaving his family for the wall, his father’s execution, going beyond the wall, his brother’s murder, and breaking his vow of abstinence (every female viewer supported it) Jon Snow deserves a cold beer–and this ice won’t turn him into a white walker.

6. Arya Stark Is Kamikaze Shot

Is there any little girl in the seven kingdoms that is a bigger badass then Arya Stark? Everyone Arya knows and loves has been ripped away from her. Does she sit and pout like Sansa? NO WAY. Arya is fueled by the darkness the Lannisters have cast on her life. Revenge is the only thought that keeps her moving. Arya is always underestimated because she is a child and a female: this makes her deadly.

Arya is on the move, so she doesn't have time for a cold beer or a fancy cocktail. Arya Stark is a Kamikaze Shot. It’s kill or be killed, and slugging down a shot seems to be her best bet. The lime juice matches the bitterness of her circumstances, but the vodka puffs out her chest like a brave warrior.

1.25 oz Smirnoff No. 21 Vodka

0.25 oz Triple Sec

0.25 oz Lime Juice

Add lime juice, triple sec and Smirnoff No.21 Vodka.

Shake and strain into a shot glass.

7. Sansa Stark Is Lemon Drop

Sansa Stark is the opposite of Arya: she is obedient and always whining. Unable to escape after her father’s execution, Sansa tries to make the best of her circumstances. After being named a traitor and harassed by Joffery, Sansa is held captive by the Lannisters.

The only pleasant thing anyone seems to recall about Sansa is that she likes lemon tarts. Sansa Stark is a Lemon Drop because of her own tastes, and her sour circumstances. For your own sanity take Sansa Lemon Drops in small doses!

1/2 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Lemon Juice

1 Sugar cube

8. Bran Stark Is Deadly Nightshade

Bran Stark might be a cripple, but now he is a warg. While most people think he is dead, Bran is headed north of the wall with his entourage. So far, his story line is navigated by a three eyed raven. Bran’s ability to connect with animals makes this crippled a deadly threat…don’t forget about the wolves.

Bran Stark is Deadly Nightshade because he is the unexpected poison hiding in plain sight. Although it has a deadly name, this drink is far from poison. The vodka and berry combination is strong enough to keep the young Stark boy at his wits.

30 ml. Absolute Rasberri Vodka

30 ml.Absolut Vodka Kurrant

30 ml. Blue Curacao Liqueur

30 ml.Creme de mure

30 ml. Boysenberry Puree

8 Orange Bitters

9. The Hound Is Firecracker

The Hound started as a bad guy following orders. The Hound protected Sansa from violent peasants, but he understands Arya can protect herself. His character’s weakness is fire. After his older brother held his face in a fire for playing with his toy, he became the Hound.

The Hound is a firecracker, and not because it’s his weakness.The thoughtless killer has grown on viewers as he becomes a mentor to Arya. He provides her with safety, and she is his shot at redemption. The firecracker is the Hound’s drink because his character has the potential to redeem himself (or die)…and a little rum sure helps!

2 oz Myer’s Dark Rum

1/2 oz Sloe Gin

Fill with Orange Juice

1/2 oz. Top with Bacardi 151 Rum

10.

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