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    22 Ways To Celebrate Movember Without Growing A Mustache

    For the ladies and gentlemen who still shave.

    As you may know, November is the designated month for men to grow some serious 'staches to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer. Although this is a lovely gesture, women don't really get to participate (unless they're single cat ladies). Also, some men look more creepy than dapper when attempting to let the facial hair take over.

    And so we conclude with various ways to celebrate Movember:

    1. Lip Balm

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    Perfect for the season, too.

    2. Party Picks

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    The only way to eat hors d'oeuvres.

    3. Sandwich Cutters

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    Be the coolest kid at lunch.

    4. Bandages

    5. Dog Toy

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    This is just too awesome.

    6. Man Size Mustache

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    This is very intense.

    7. Corkscrew

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    The manliest way to open a bottle of wine.

    8. Keychain

    9. Batstache

    10. Shower Curtain

    11. Disguise Glasses

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    Classic.

    12. Hipster Mustache

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    Don't see how this is hipster, but I'll roll with it.

    13. Magnets

    14. Pacifier

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    Totally getting this for my future child.

    15. Outlet Stickers

    16. Cookie Cutters

    17. Ice Cube Tray

    18. Drink Markers

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    Now you'll always know which glass is yours.

    19. Pencil Topper

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    I would never concentrate on my work.

    20. Lollipop

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    Can't imagine this is good...

    21. Mug

    22. Drinking Game