I don't want to live on this planet anymore. The worst part of all these posts is that people ACTUALLY ENGAGE WITH IT. This is a general PSA, begging for the madness to stop.
First, let's generate thousands of likes with improper grammar.

Next, let's see how stupid the general facebook population is.

Someone died? Okay, time for desperate measures.

It's election season, right? This works.

Don't forget to threaten fans with the fiery pits of hell.

Remember, our fans are tiny humans with no cognitive abilities.

Poll time!

We love saving the world, one facebook like at a time.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out who is a disrespectful twat.

Then, we ask fans to help us achieve the impossible. Thank god for likes.

Recycle copy with a new picture. Perfect.

Come up with a brilliant piece of content to generate comments.

Oh, that's on my computer screen. Oops.

The faster we get users to like this, the better. Make it quick!

Do a little reverse psychology. Always a winner.

And then there's the comment trolls:







Bonus:

STOP DOING THIS.
