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    Slow News Day Hosted By Coco's Bottom.

    I can’t believe I’m even bothering to post this tale of two buttocks, but you know it’s a slow news day when the Sun borrows a six month old story from Hollywoodite and then ‘I really must get a life’ here goes and borrows it from The Sun.

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