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    Elton John And Madonna Make La Petite Maison In France The Happiest Place On Earth

    It’s been like watching two children fighting over a plastic toy in a sandpit. It’s hilarious, you’re not on either of their sides but you just can’t stop watching because deep down you’re waiting for one of them to hit the other one over the head with the toy. Yes, watching The Fairground stripper verses Queen of Doom has been like that.