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    The 10 Most Metal Things Ever.

    The 15th Annual New England Hardcore and Metal Fest is just one month away. So to celebrate we look at the 10 most metal things ever and some of the answers might surprise you.

    NewEnglandMetalFest
    by NewEnglandMetalFest

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    This kid.

    Via metalised.net

    Bow to your future metal god.

    Eating, man.

    Via culturevac.com

    Destroying shit with acid 3x a day.

    Especially when it's fucking $5 pizza.

    Via imgur.com

    Cuz $5 footlongs are for pussies.

    Speaking of Subway...

    Via jestcomedy.tumblr.com

    Nothing's more brutal than public transport.

    Billboards.

    Via comicsalliance.com

    Thou shalt not listen to shitty music.

    15th Annual New England Hardcore & Metal Fest.

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    youtube.com / Via metalandhardcorefestival.com

    April 19, 20 & 21, 2013

    at the Worcester Palladium in Worcester, Massachusetts

    featuring performances by Anthrax, Opeth, Hatebreed, Suicidal Tendencies & more!

    Lobsters.

    Via quickmeme.com

    Boil. Shreik. Die. Metal.

    Grumpy Cat.

    Nothing gets you pussy like Norwegian black metal.

    Signs.

    Via karmadecay.com

    Seriously, fuck him.

    Forks.

    Via weknowmemes.com

    All you have to do is flip off a couple of pricks.

    Yes, yes it is.

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