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1. You can smell poop from across the room, and instantaneously identify who it's from.
2. You find yourself humming children's songs in the shower, in your car, right before you fall asleep...the list goes on.
3. You become an expert on all the popular kids' TV shows.
4. In grocery stores, you find yourself judging diaper brands and formula brands...real hard.
5. You find yourself talking to fellow adults like your toddlers, and using sign language towards them.
6. You know that the concept of personal space is nonexistent.
7. You catch absolutely every possible germ that exists from your little cherubs.
8. You carry the title "Professional Multitasker" with great pride.
9. You have the patience of a saint.
10. When you hear a child crying or screaming in a store on the weekends, you either feel compelled to help them or quickly run the other way.
11. You are very well aware that peeing, like personal space, is a thing of the past.
12. You have accepted that you are a newfound hoarder, and wonder if TLC has a place for you.
13. You barely cringe at bodily fluids anymore.
14. You have the body of an 80-year-old.
15. You have permanent stains on all of your work shirts.
16. Nap time is a gift from the heavens.
17. You refer to your children at work as "my kids", and people look at you funny when you say you have 15 of them.
18. You learn each child so well that you also learn their individual languages.
19. You fall apart into a big emotional puddle when these same kids leave you for *sigh* kindergarten.
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