Solution to Buzzfeed's Freshness Problems
Many Buzzfeed readers, myself included, have been less than entirely satisfied by Buzzfeed's recent intractable problems with freshness. Not in the Summer's Eve sense, but the recurring problem of stale news, recycled posts, and geriatric memes. Buzzfeed has tried to "solve" the problem by retroactively slapping a "classic" tag on old content. This has proved to be a public relations disaster so far. However, I believe my prototype tags (pictured here) will satisfy the demands of the Buzzfeed readership for transparency and accuracy in the labeling process, helping us direct our attention to the freshest content first. What say you, fellow readers?
"Flying Spaghetti Monster" a Hilarious NEW Riposte to Religious Windbags!
Ever wish you had the perfect comeback when some windbag goes on and on about Jesus, or Jew-sus, or Muhammad or what-ever? Meet the totally hilarious new atheist response ... a flying monster made of spaghetti! With two meatballs that look like a pair of nizzos under his chin! Outrageous! The next time some gasbag "believer" is all like "I believe in God!" you can throw down the gauntlet with this ass-clenchingly exciting new meme and say "can you prove that the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist??" They'll be totally flummoxed, and you'll WIN!
Fat Man Lip Synchs To Foreign Pop Song!
A doughy white guy in a t-shirt is lip synching to a bouncy pop song ... but the lyrics totally aren't in English! Buzzfeed readers from here to Lower Slobovia will be wracking their brains to decipher the gibberish lyrics in this too-hot-to-handle, bleeding edge viral video!
Wacky Dancing Banana Extols Virtues of Peanut Butter ... and Jelly!
Buzzfeed readers will crap bricks when they get a load of this unstoppable dancing banana singing about ... ... are you ready for this? PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY! This hot-off-the-presses meme is going to be the talk of 2009, but Buzzfeed delivers it to you NOW.