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1. A discreet wand vibrator that still packs a punch with 10 vibration modes — perfect for horny witches living in a coven and wanting to get off without letting everyone know.
2. A 9" dual-ended vibrating wand, so you can *swish and flick* yourself off all night long.
3. A bent glass pleasure wand that's dual-ended for you to use solo or with a partner and bibbidi-boppity-BOOM.
4. A luxury smartwand by Lelo that's whisper quiet and waterproof for the witches who are ready to fly off into the night in orgasmic ecstasy.
5. A sleek wand constructed from durable glass for an extra-satisfying massage inside and out. Plus, there's a unique pink handle that's like your own personal sex life sigil.
6. A Bluetooth-enabled wand vibrator for New Age witches who want to add a little magic to their long-distance tryst with their favorite partner witch.
7. A powerful 20-function wand vibrator that comes in a travel-friendly size for the witch who prefers to travel light: just a broomstick and a vibrator.
8. A glass wand inspired by the planets with a bulbous design that curves to meet your sweet spots, so you can complete your new-moon ritual without any interruption.
9. The OG Magic Wand that's been delivering *relief* to the supreme witch for decades with two rumbly speeds and a simple single switch.
BTW it's really easy to upgrade your OG Magic Wand, no need for unicorn core or phoenix feathers — just check out one of these attachments.
10. A stainless steel wand with dual ends that deliver the delicious fullness every witch aspires to have in their witch's brew.
11. A glow-in-the-dark mini wand vibrator with seven patterns and 10 intensity levels, so you can whip up a cauldron full of orgasms under the harvest moon.
12. A luxury wand vibrator boasting a flexible head and eight vibration modes — not to mention, it preheats to 107º F because double double toil and troub — oh.
13. A waterproof wand boasting a 13" length, 10 vibrations, and five intensities, making it the perfect companion for a witch who prefers to go big or go home.
14. A simple wand vibrator crafted for the witches who don't need to be bothered by expensive luxury items and choose to hunker down in isolation with this powerful battery-operated toy.
15. A powerful rechargeable wand vibrator for the witches who draw all of their power from the elements and don't need a plug-in cord to satisfy their desires.
16. A silicone vibrator combining the best of both worlds: a rabbit and a wand, for the savvy witch always looking for the next new thing.
17. A stainless steel wand with curves and two bulbous tips that'll leave a permanent smile on your face. Some witches prefer broomsticks and others prefer dildos — no judgment.
At 7.5 inches long, this bulbous beauty steps into the ring and offers 2 pounds of weight for the full feeling your other toys might be missing.
Promising reviews: "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a magic wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow-up trip to Home Depot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen
"The prized possession in our toy box. When she's super aroused this sexy hunk of steel brings buckets of squirts with minimal effort. I also appreciate its prostate-stimulating ability. No other manually operated toy can get me primed and ready for super-O town quite like this. If you can afford it, buy it and enjoy!" —User Name Taken
Get it from Amazon for $94.52.
18. A petite and powerful textured wand created for the witch who really wants to ~feel~ the power in their hand.
19. A sleek and powerful wand vibrator with up to 50 vibration combinations and a versatile waterproof design — you know what they say, the wand chooses you and this one is screaming your name.
20. A wireless wand vibrator that'll lead to effortless O's with a flexible silicone head, three speeds, and seven patterns. The lightning surge button is so powerful it's like you summoned it yourself.
21. A luxury wand vibrator inspired by the scepters of the Egyptian pharaohs and probably just as powerful thanks to the five vibration modes and six speed intensities that deliver direct stimulation to your favorite spots. This is for the witches with a copy of Book of the Dead on the shelf.
You, trying to choose the right wand:
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