35 Sex Toys To Get Off With Now That The Holidays Are Over
Okay, so...like...nobody make plans with me because I'm enjoying some much needed, post-holiday me-time.
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1. The OG Magic Wand that's been delivering *relief* since the '60s with two rumbly speeds and a simple single switch. Just don't accidentally pull out the plug.
2. The Halo cock ring from Bellesa with seven vibrating settings that'll be shared between both parties whenever you're ready to take it up a notch.
3. A rainbow striped realistic dildo that's 8.14 inches long with a gently curved shaft, 6.22 inches of insertable length and a suction cup base, so you could technically use it any and everywhere.
4. The Pom vibrator by Dame designed to deliver broad or targeted stimulation with its flexible design that fits effortlessly into the palm of your hand.
5. A transparent Fleshlight that resembles a very realistic butthole with a textured interior designed to deliver immense pleasure with lifelike suction.
7. A bright suction vibrator designed by pop star Lily Allen with six powerful intensity levels giving people another reason to smile.
8. A curvaceous stainless-steel wand by Njoy boasting 10 inches and two bulbous ends to massage internally and externally.
9. The Poco vibrator by Mystery Vibe, which is ingeniously designed for G-spot stimulation with a flexible body shaped to resemble fingers and dual motors, so you can feel all 16 intensities no matter where it's placed.
10. A cock ring built specifically with a textured vibrating pad to stimulate the clit or balls — your pick.
11. A wearable couples' vibrator made with a flexible design, featuring a thin internal stimulator to go inside you alongside your favorite penis (or dildo) and a bulbous stimulator specifically for your clit.
12. A powerful rechargeable wand vibrator boasting a sleek, minimalist design and 20 powerful vibration patterns to explore at 10 varying intensities.
13. The Puff by Unbound, a palm-sized compact suction vibe with five pulsation intensities that'll make you question why you don't have a suction toy already.
14. The iconic Easy Beat egg-shaped masturbator by Tenga, which offers a disposable, on-the-go solution to your hard-ons that feels really really good.
15. A rabbit vibrator inspired by Fifty Shades that satisfies with 36 different vibrating combinations and dual motors for simultaneous external and internal stimulation.
16. A silky silicone three-in-one rabbit vibrator constructed with a G-spot vibrator, stimulating "bunny ears" and graduated anal beads that deliver simultaneous stimulation — the question is, how long can you last?
17. An artisan rainbow bubble glass dildo gorgeously designed with a gentle curve for superior G-spot or P-spot stimulation and a unique bulb at the end displaying different colors from different angles.
18. A wireless miniature wand vibrator because it's packed with power thanks to 20 vibration patterns and eight speeds. Not to mention, it also has a flexible neck, so you can properly massage all the right places.
19. The Jubilee clitoral-licking butterfly, which has nothing to do with X-Men and everything to do with pleasure via dual stimulation from its nine vibration settings and 10 "licking" modes. That means it creates the kind of orgasm that makes you see fireworks.
Promising reviews: "Long story short, this thing had me climbing the wall LOL! Because of the suction, it is hands-free. The 'tongue' is surprisingly soft and flexible. It looked like hard plastic initially. But it definitely does the job, whether on the nipple or clit. Highly recommend." —Atalanta_J
"I am not sure why this product doesn’t have more reviews, but oh my GOD, I just thought I’d share my personal experience. Hands down the best sex toy I’ve ever used. This made my body do things I didn’t know I was capable of. If you are considering purchasing this product, take this review as your sign to purchase. I promise you and your body will NOT regret." —Sadie
Get it from Honey Play Box for $68.99 (originally $108.99; available in pink and purple).
Honey Play Box is a sexual wellness company in California run by a group of sex educators and self-proclaimed lesbian meme queens who are passionate about all things pleasure being positive, inclusive, and accessible.
20. A vibrating dildo designed with a bulbous head that'll stimulate your G- or P-spot effortlessly and 10 rumbly vibration settings for even more pleasure.
21. The sleek Arc G-spot vibrator by Dame that has a clit-stimulating ridge and curved handle to help you reach bliss.
22. An innovative vibrating toy that delivers hands-free orgasms to people with penises by stimulating the frenulum with 10 vibrations at six varying intensities, so you can blow your own mind with half the effort.
23. The Bellesa Finger Pro, which has 105 textured silicone rods and a tongue-shaped paddle with 10 levels of intensity, so you can feel...well, everything.
24. A curvy G-spot vibrator for self-proclaimed size queens craving girthy internal stimulation with the slender end or a sensual massage with the larger end. Oh, did I mention this toy is just over 10 inches long? Yuh.
25. A powerful rabbit vibrator with unique kneading and slipping external stimulation in case you're looking for something simple to spice things up.
26. An über-popular boxer brief harness that offers comfort and does away with complicated buckles and straps, so you can focus more on the actual pleasure of the moment.
27. A 7.3-inch real-feel transparent dildo because it's not only pleasing to the eye, but also to your insides with a flexible design and 1.5-inch diameter that'll hit all of your favorite spots.
28. The BuzzFeed AirVibe, which *of course* made the list with over 1,500 reviews and 15 intensity levels of dual stimulation.
29. A remote-controlled prostate vibrator with dual motors and six powerful vibrations to explore that simultaneously stimulate the perineum and prostate (or G-spot) for maximum sensation.
30. A curvy vibrator, featuring a unique textured bulb to stimulate you internally or externally and share all the good vibes.
31. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo boasting gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make your eyes roll back.
32. An open vibrating sleeve created with premium silicone for a soft and supple sensation and flexible wings that wrap around your shaft, so you can feel each speed and vibration setting at your preferred grip.
33. An arc-shaped vibrator that curves to stimulate your G-spot with its bulbous ends and leave you smiling and satisfied.
34. A 3.5-inch vibrating butt plug because it has 10 different functions to choose from and explore. A tapered design and T-shaped flared base offer satisfying stimulation and effortless removal.
Promising reviews: "This was the first vibrating butt plug in my collection and I’m sure it won’t be the last. Both me and my boyfriend love it. Him putting it in for me and controlling the settings was a real turn on. Good selection of vibration settings — provides a really satisfying sensation. Really intensifies orgasms. I would highly recommend this product." —Honeybunny25
"A longer plug that really stimulates the prostate. Never had a better orgasm!" —Anonymous
Get it from Lovehoney for $24.99.