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1. The iconic Easy Beat egg-shaped masturbator by Tenga, which offers a disposable, on-the-go solution to your hard-ons that feels really really good.
2. A dual cock ring designed with stretchy silicone to help your penis-packing partner stay harder for longer, so you both get yours.
3. A transparent Fleshlight that resembles a very realistic butthole with a textured interior designed to deliver immense pleasure with lifelike suction.
4. And a unique faux-leather pillow for Fleshlight enthusiasts looking to unlock a different kind of hands-free pleasure.
5. A hyper-realistic Pink Lady Mini Lotus Fleshlight that'll treat your penis to a real good time with its patented SuperSkin interior that delivers a lifelike sensation with controlled suction.
6. A 3-in-1 cock ring for people who want to take their endurance to the next level and *safely* restrict blood flow to all the right places.
7. A simple and sleek stainless-steel cock ring that weighs 5.7 ounces and is perfect for advanced users looking for a new sensation.
8. Or this stainless-steel cock ring created with a slight curve for an ergonomic and comfortable fit that rests on the base of your dick.
9. The Shotpocket pleasure sleeve, which can be used by people with smaller penises, but was designed specifically for trans folks who have experienced bottom growth due to T. It’s a perfect squishy, silicone addition to your solo or couple’s play.
10. A vibrating Snug & Tug by B-Vibe that combines the best of both worlds with a weighted plug and vibrating cock ring delivering dual stimulation.
11. An open-ended masturbator ready to take penis play to the next level with 12 vibration settings and an optional lid for customized sensations.
12. A stretchy silicone cock ring with a ribbed, vibrating attachment to add a little more ~oomph~ to your stroke game.
13. A vibrating masturbator sleeve that does away with all the bulk of a classic masturbator but still delivers with 10 vibration settings and a customized snugness based on your (or a partner's) grip and rhythm.
There's a little bump at the top for an even more stimulating touch to the base of your tip, and ridges on the inside so that every movement offers stimulation.
I don't have a penis, but this looks incredible, and I want it.
Promising review: "Never bought a toy like this before, and I have no regrets! Multiple settings and very easy to use, the vibrations feel very tender but intense when used in the right spots. Used it on my partner while we play together, he loves it when I use it on him and feels great in my hand. Used it in the shower, and it is completely waterproof! A great toy to mix things up in bed or by yourself!" —Tony P
Get it from Amazon for $25.01.
14. A dual-stimulating cock ring that delivers the ultimate vibes with 10 powerful settings and a ribbed support ring to help elevate pleasure and sensitivity.
15. The Tenga Flip Zero boasting an innovative design with internal texture and a five vibration settings. Turn up your pleasure by squeezing the pressure pad on the exterior for increased and focused sensation.
16. The Satisfyer Men 2.0, which is a luxury masturbator for Prince Albert with its waterproof design and an interior pressure regulator, so you can experience variable pressures that feel almost lifelike.
17. A nonvibrating open sleeve, so you can rest your weary hands and get a little help from the ribbed interior of this sleeve that hugs your shaft for added pleasure that you can enjoy at your own pace.
18. A cock ring designed with a textured vibrating pad to stimulate the clit or balls — your pick.
19. A vibrating cock ring by Lelo because yes, it takes two to tango — but it only takes one cock ring to amplify pleasure for a couple.
20. A vibrating stroker that looks like a manta ray and is probably just as powerful. Six speeds and six patterns turn oral sex, masturbation, and couple's play into a mind-blowing time for anyone with a penis.
21. An interactive masturbator sleeve created with nine powerful vibrators and technology that allows you to connect to your over 4,000 interactive videos on the Kiiroo platform or your partner's device and feel everything.
If you connect to a video, the sleeve mimics the movements made by the stars in the scene or you can play with your partner from afar and they can create custom strokes and patterns to take you to the edge.
Promising reviews: "Powerful 360-degree vibrations, custom and automatic settings, plus Bluetooth-compatible, easy to clean... You can go hands-free (the automatic mode simulates sex and I didn't need to do anything else to get the job done) or take a little more control. All in all, no complaints about this toy. Grab some water-based lube to go with it." —Mark
"This device is pretty darn great. It has the perfect feel and tightness to simulate that familiar feeling. The different vibrations are a very nice touch that really does enhance the experience. Pros: Feels great, easy to change settings while in use, goes great with VR, easy to clean, charges fast and holds charge well, not very loud. Con: The only real con I can think of is the 'automatic' modes don't really do it on their own, though they do still feel great. Overall, I would say this is very much worth the money. It will do exactly what you want, and in a way that feels good. If you want to take this from amazing to mind blowing, pair it with a nice VR headset and you will be in another world." —Bernard Black
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $169.
22. The Halo cock ring from Bellesa with seven vibrating settings that'll be shared between both parties whenever you're ready to take it up a notch.
23. A reusable Tenga Spinner masturbator, which comes in assortment of styles, each with its own unique internal texture that spins around your shaft as you stroke for a lifelike squeeze.
24. An app-controlled masturbator sleeve that'll effortlessly get you off with a 360-degree rotation and multiple sensations on the interior of the sleeve. The Max 2 offers three different levels of "contractions," adjustable suction intensity, and seven vibration modes for an extra-stimulating experience.
Reviewers say that heterosexual couples should pair this toy with the Nora Rabbit Vibrator for a reciprocal long-distance session.
Promising reviews: "My boyfriend and I are stationed across the country from each other and, thanks to the pandemic, haven't seen each other since October with no end in sight. I bought this and Nora. They work well together and he said it was incredible when we tried them out the first time yesterday. It definitely made us feel a little bit closer for a bit, since they mimic each other's movement." —Anonymous
"This is the most realistic toy I've ever used. The suction is excellent even though the air pump is on the loud side. The vibrations are a nice touch and make the experience even more pleasurable. The app works really well with easy control and a whole lot of patterns made by other people to try. Long-distance play works well, especially paired with the Nora. It's perfect for long-distance relationships but also amazing for solo enjoyment too." —Matt
Get it from Amazon for $119.
25. A really pretty galactic cock ring boasting three vibrating speeds and seven patterns to help with endurance and lead to a satisfying session.
26. A transparent masturbator with a tight, convex, textured interior that you can twist, stroke, and watch through its case until you're finished.
Yes, it's waterproof, so go ahead and play with it in the shower.
Promising reviews: "Love the product, my first purchase of a masturbator, very snug and stimulating. I don't consider myself very big girth-wise, but this is very snug yet 'adaptable.' It is extremely stimulating after orgasm as the toy stays tight around your very sensitive head, shaft, etc. Appears very durable, use water-based lube. 'Sucking' sound is rather stimulating depending on how you hold/use the toy. Easy to clean, pliable." —Terry
"First toy for husband, he was really surprised at how nice it felt. We did parallel play to get him comfortable. Unbelievably soft but firm enough for resistance. Easy to clean — we have some light fabric towels to pull from one end to the other to get fully dry." —Ashwdwrd
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
27. A vibrating Verge cock ring by We-Vibe designed specifically to stimulate the perineum with eight rumbly vibrations.
You can control the vibrations of this waterproof wearable manually or from the convenient We-Connect app.
Promising review: "This thing is the bee's knees. Its strong, 10 different levels of strength, multiple different vibe modes, has just the right amount of weight, and does the job, very well at that! It's great for solo and couples. It also come with an app for long distance fun with a partner! Be aware that you must plan to use it before any kind of stimulation because YOU WILL NOT GET IT ON! Other than that I couldn't be happier with this one!" —JacksonP
Get it from We-Vibe for $119.
28. An open vibrating sleeve created with premium silicone for a soft and supple sensation and flexible wings that wrap around your shaft, so you can feel each speed and vibration setting at your preferred grip.
29. An innovative vibrating toy that delivers hands-free orgasms to people with penises by stimulating the frenulum with 10 vibrations at six varying intensities, so you can blow your own mind with half the effort.
30. A transparent mini stroker adds a "helping hand" to your blowjob and handjob skills, enveloping your partner's penis with stimulating massage beads for a mouth-watering good time.
TBQH, I just want all you penis and dick owners to live your best phallic lives.
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