9 Truths Only Messy Eaters Will Understand

    When did this stain appear?

    You have learned to prepare for the worst.

    You have also learned how to recover your dignity.

    You just accept that some foods are going to be difficult.

    Even if others magically know how to eat them neatly.

    You know that some inanimate objects just plot against you.

    Or at least are complicit in your clothing's demise.

    But you won't give up trying to reform.

    You might not succeed anytime soon.

    But you are definitely trying.