Once Upon A Time: In An Elevator With Jay-Z, Bey, And Solange

In memes. But for real though.

Once Upon a Time, a majestic and flawless queen was great friends with her princess lesser-known sister.

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Queen Bey and Princess Solange

Queen Bey was flawless as usual and had a multi-billionaire husband, The Duke of Rap Jay-Z.

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But Queen Bey went down in history saying: "Who run the world? Girls." So, Jay Z was not as revered as the Queen Bey herself, and princess Solange felt privileged because she was in fact...also a girl.

Tension mounted as Solange gave Jay-Z un-mistakable side-eye.

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But Queen Bey, despite her immense power and flawlessness, she was oblivious. As Solange's hair grew....so did the amount of secrets in it.

Duke Jay-Z grew worried as Solange cut her hair and probably attacked him low-key in this picture.

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"Oh My what do I do?" said Jay-Z. "I can not tell the Queen. It is her sister and full-blood goddess. I am merely a mortal and a muggle" Queen Bey was still flawless looking like the angel of death from American Horror Story except less basic.

Solange's anger climaxed and she turned into Solangificient

Because Jay-Z did not want Solange invited to Blue Ivy's christening into the Illuminati.

and Queen Bey and Duke Jay Z were like DAMN that girl is crazy.

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And Jay-Z talked shit and Bey was like don't talk about my sister

and Duke Jay-Z was all like WHATEVER.

THEN SOLANGE WAS ALL LIKE:

THEN THREW INTENSE SHADE USING BEYS SONG TALKIN BOUT: "I CAN SEE YOUR HALO JAY-Z. NOT IN A GOOD WAY." -Love Solangificient

THEN SOLANGE SNUCK IN THE ELEVATOR LIKE:

and Solange was like "TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT" But meant her fists to the left side of his face and kept quoting Bey songs just to be spiteful to Jay Z.

and Queen Bey was like:

AND ALSO LIKE:

AND ALSO LIKE:

THEN SOLANGE WAS LIKE:

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IDC. "I KNOW YOURE LOOKING FOR THE WORDS THAT YOU CANT GET FROM ME"

AND JAY-Z WAS LIKE:

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TO BE CONTINUED...