So the Big Apple finally has a real and live hero and his name is - wait for it - “Snackman”. If you missed the whole story here’s the Readers Digest version. Basically there was a bit of a biffo going down on a subway car. However just as things looked like they were about to explode and maybe end up in a really bad place…a brave young fellow, a vigilante of sorts, carrying a bag of chips and a calm demeanor and using non-violent methods brought peace and harmony back to the world. Sure he doesn’t wear a cape and he may not have a movie deal just yet but he is the protector we had to have.
So in honor of him we present some other places he could come in handy right now.
It’s not a messy divorce yet, but it might be helpful to have Snackman round to keep it as amicable as possible. After 4 kids and 7 years of marriage it’s sad but when it comes to splitting things can turn south fast.
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