So the Big Apple finally has a real and live hero and his name is - wait for it - "Snackman". If you missed the whole story here's the Readers Digest version. Basically there was a bit of a biffo going down on a subway car. However just as things looked like they were about to explode and maybe end up in a really bad place...a brave young fellow, a vigilante of sorts, carrying a bag of chips and a calm demeanor and using non-violent methods brought peace and harmony back to the world. Sure he doesn't wear a cape and he may not have a movie deal just yet but he is the protector we had to have.
So in honor of him we present some other places he could come in handy right now.