9 Reasons Why Having Sex In Space Would Be Gross

    "Vaginal wetness could be an issue."

    1. Getting a boner in microgravity is hard.

    2. It won't be easy to get a lady boner either.

    3. Vaginal wetness could be an issue.

    4. You'll have a lower libido.

    5. There's no porno for American astronauts.

    6. Sex will be tedious and tiring.

    7. You might conceive a deformed alien baby.

    8. Your sweat will be gross.

    9. Sex will be soooo awkward.