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How Isle Of Wight Are You?

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  1. How many of these have you done?

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    Called the Isle of Wight 'the Island'
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    Called the rest of the UK 'the mainland'
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    Been to Robin Hill
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    Been to Blackgang Chine
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    Referred to either Blackgang Chine or Robin Hill as a 'theme park'
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    Filled something with coloured sand at The Needles
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    Read the Isle of Wight County Press
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    Been in the Isle of Wight County Press
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    Played crazy golf on Sandown Pier
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    Been on a date to play crazy golf on Sandown Pier
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    Been on a school trip to Carisbrooke Castle
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    Been on a second school trip to Carisbrooke Castle
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    Complained about the number of school trips you've been on to Carisbrooke Castle
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    Seen the donkey wheel demonstration at Carisbrooke Castle more than three times
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    Been on a school trip to Osborne House
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    Got nervous about your first school trip to 'the mainland'
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    Listened to Isle of Wight Radio
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    Been on Isle of Wight Radio
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    Been on a 'mainland shopping trip' to West Quay
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    Been on a 'mainland shopping trip' to Gunwharf Quays
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    Got excited about the first time you were allowed to visit the mainland without your parents
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    Used the phrase 'somewhen'
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    Rode the number three bus from Newport all the way to Ryde
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    Complained about Southern Vectis
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    Complained about Wightlink
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    Been on a Pizza Hut and Cineworld date in Newport
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    Felt classy when you went on a Pizza Express and Cineworld date instead
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    Been to the Isle of Wight Festival
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    Been to Bestival
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    Been to the Garlic Festival
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    Been to Rhythmtree Festival
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    Been to a teenage beach party
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    Been on a night out to Yates
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    Been thrown out of Yates
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    Been to Bitesize after a night out in Yates
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    Got excited about a new club opening at Newport bus station
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    Mourned the passing of a club at Newport bus station (despite never getting round to visiting it)
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    Bought at least one item of clothing from Rapanui
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    Used the phrase 'I need to get off this island"
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    Written a Facebook status saying 'I need to get off this island'
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    Sent a tip-off to 'Spotted: Isle of Wight'
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    Taken part in the Ventnor Boxing Day swim
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    Taken part in Walk The Wight
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    Taken a sick day from work or school after completing Walk The Wight
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    Hired a swan-shaped pedalo
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    Eaten Minghella ice cream
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    Been asked whether people speak English on the Isle of Wight
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    Been asked whether you need a passport to visit the Isle of Wight
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    Been asked whether the Isle of Wight is 'the one with Manx cats and the big motorbike race'
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    Complained about not having an ASDA
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    Complained about not having a Burger King
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    Visited the Man in the Moon Wetherspoons
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    Visited the S Fowler Co Wetherspoons in Ryde
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    Queued for more than 30 minutes outside Lloyds (RIP)
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    Queued for more than an hour outside Lloyds
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    Complained about the 'bloody scooters' during a bank holiday
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    Gone out in Ryde because of the 'good atmosphere' during a bank holiday
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    Been to watch the Cowes Fireworks
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    Complained about 'yachties' at Cowes Fireworks
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    Complained about underage drinkers at Cowes Fireworks
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    Been an underage drinker at Cowes Fireworks
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    Bumped into an ex on Island Tinder
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    Bumped into a family member on Island Tinder
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    Speculated that an empty shop in Newport would 'make a great Nandos'
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    Speculated that an empty shop in Newport 'would make a great Primark'
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    Seen Derek Sandy perform live
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    Seen a red squirrel
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    Got 'islandsick' after being away from the Isle of Wight for too long

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