Happy Valentine's Day! May your day be delightful, whether you're in love or planning on spending the evening eating a frozen pizza alone in your room, trying to get out of the way of your roommates, who have far more romantic plans in the living room, like the lonely rat that you are.
So no matter your relationship status, here are some great tweets you might enjoy:
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how can my manager ask who’s single and ask them all to work valentines day 😂😂
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In case you need a last minute Valentine’s Day card...
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my relationship has faced no bigger threat than my girlfriend watching teenagers on tiktok go all out for valentine’s day
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I’m looking forward to taking my wife to the dining room for Valentine’s Day.
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Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
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Spice things up on Valentine's Day with some role-playing! Maybe the role of someone your lover hasn't seen in the same sweatpants every day for 11 months.
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Gettin arrested on Valentine’s Day so I can say I was cuffed
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"Any plans for Valentine's Day?"
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My COVID vaccine is booked for the 14th of February... so hey at least someone will be sticking something in me this Valentine’s Day
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made my boyfriend a special pandemic valentine’s cake
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Valentine’s Day alentines day lentines day entines day ntines day tines day ines day nes day es day s day day ay ayyy let’s get drunk!
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happy valentines day
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happy valentine’s day to me
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Guys someone tried to do something sweet for valentines for me and someone stole it from in front of my door😂😭 I hate south man
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valentines day 2021
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Wishing an absolutely miserable Valentine’s Day to ELAINE CHAO.
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Happy Valentine’s Day ♥️ little throw back to make you laugh 😂🤣
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annual valentine’s day card for all my beautiful followers
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I didn’t believe social media when they said all the Alfredo is sold out for Valentine’s Day so I went to the store myself and guess what