If you thought her boyfriend Travis Barker — owner of a newly minted "Kourtney Kardashian" tattoo — was about to go above and beyond for his Queen's birthday, you'd be absolutely right. Exhibit A: this floral arrangement he bought her.
Well, the festivities didn't stop there! Travis also posted a PDA-filled Instagram tribute to Kourtney, writing, "I FUCKING LOVE YOU! YOU’RE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
So there I was, merrily scrolling through the sexy, sexy photos, when I landed on a video that has shaken me. For one, LOOK AT HOW IT STARTS:
SHOULD I BE ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS???
This is...a lot.
Anyway, the comments were all here for it, so maybe I'm just the spongiest of fun sponges ever to sponge.