I Am Baffled By Gwen Stefani's Shoes With Blake Shelton's Face On Them
Blake Shoe-ton.
Alright, you probs know by now that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are married, together, the whole shebang.
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Now, celeb couples tend to have a lot of ~interesting~ ways of showing their love for one another, from Travis Barker's Kourtney Kardashian tattoo to Machine Gun Kelly wearing a vial of Megan Fox's blood, it's quite a list!
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I would honestly just be happy if someone gave me flowers hahahahahah I'm so alone.
So, behold this picture of Gwen walking in LA. All looks normal, right?
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Wait a second...
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WHAT ARE THOSE?
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BLAKE SHELTON CUSTOM VANS!!!
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As I was obviously quite taken by this, I did some serious investigative journalism™ and discovered that Gwen has had these shoes since at least 2017. In celeb years, this is approximately all eternity.
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But that's not all the Blake fashion tributes Gwen has! She's got a "Shelton" necklace and once wore a white shell dress to the Grammys...because SHELton.
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I am not joking.
