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This incredible commitment to a joke:
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This lesson in screenwriting:
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This ominous prediction:
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This example of perfect curation:
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This pocket-sized oxymoron:
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This "the floor is" joke to end all other "the floor is" jokes:
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This joke you'll now think of every time it's unbearably hot:
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And this equally perfect response to it:
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These rewritten lyrics:
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This graph, which technically is not wrong at all:
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This interesting backstory:
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This helpful tip on how to get to your goal weight, if your goal weight is in the negative numbers:
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This double-whammy of dog puns:
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This perceptive wife and/or predictable husband: