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    Posted on Jul 14, 2017

    19 Tweets That'll Make You Think Hard And Laugh Even Harder

    "Beware diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly the way you become a black hole"

    1. This incredible commitment to a joke:

    Great news, everbody! It took several months of intensive research, experimentation, and trial-and-error, but at long last I have (1/2)

    2. This excellent pun:

    The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

    3. This lesson in screenwriting:

    Password must contain capital letter, a number, an emotional arc, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.

    4. This ominous prediction:

    5. This example of perfect curation:

    *people perpetuating national stereotypes during floods* is one of my favourite photographic genres. 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 🇮🇹 🇦🇺

    6. This pocket-sized oxymoron:

    7. This "the floor is" joke to end all other "the floor is" jokes:

    8. This joke you'll now think of every time it's unbearably hot:

    It's so hot a Tennessee Williams play just broke out in my room

    9. This perfect pun:

    When it skulks on a reef And has two sets of teeth ... That's a moray.

    10. And this equally perfect response to it:

    @olivernmoody @dontattempt When these circles collide and their lines coincide That's a moiré

    11. These rewritten lyrics:

    It's the remix to ignition Hot and fresh out the kitchen 4,000 homes for rough sleepers And you won't have to pay f… https://t.co/6gNfp8Lphx

    12. This foiled plan:

    At the very least, you've got to use a smaller font, guys.

    13. This graph, which technically is not wrong at all:

    One of the fifth-graders I work with made this in his science class. It wasn't even for a grade.

    14. This interesting backstory:

    Another juggler gives up on his dreams...

    15. This helpful tip on how to get to your goal weight, if your goal weight is in the negative numbers:

    beware diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly the way you become a black hole

    16. This perfect irony:

    17. This double-whammy of dog puns:

    18. This perceptive wife and/or predictable husband:

    WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it...

    19. This sly threat:

    this is so great, i love my school

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