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    19 Jokes You'll Only Get If You're Studying For A Degree

    "In class like, 'got 40 mins left. That's two 20 min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times.'"


    I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this ... cue the x files theme

    @elizwsmith / Twitter


    *Actual conversation I just overheard in my class* “I have a friend who’s coming into town. He’s Russian.” “Oh dude well tell him to go Phi Delt.” “No, like he’s from Russia.”

    @jacobhowle / Twitter


    one of my fondest memories of community college was when i answered a question in a class with my laptop open and the professor was like "you didn't know that you looked it up!" but the guy sitting behind me yelled "no she didn't shes lookin at anime"

    @DazzlynReed / Twitter


    professor started talking about differential equations in physics 2 lecture

    @pixelfreckles / Twitter


    My psych professor asked if we'd heard of Pavlov. I said "it rings a bell." No one laughed, I'm too witty for this class.

    @stevehasnoweave / Twitter


    High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired

    @uzbeccastaaaan / Twitter


    *stubs out cigarette* Well, student finance england, where do i begin?

    @bre4kingbad / Twitter


    In class like, "got 40 mins left. That's two 20 min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."

    @jbridgeh2o / Twitter


    i like it when my professor tells us to read an article and i see who wrote it and i am like nice i called this guy a bitch on twitter two weeks ago

    @reaghanaunt / Twitter


    me: ill take a biology class, im smart enough for this just watch me teacher: cells me:

    @eskbl / Twitter


    every bad grade on my transcript is FAKE. professors have been LYING FOR YEARS in order to make me look lazy and unmotivated. SAD!

    @iscellerobee / Twitter


    Professor first day of class: Good mor... Kids with macbooks:

    @alonsogarcia / Twitter


    Siri combine all of my college phases into a tangible object

    @HelloCullen / Twitter


    4pm: wow i have so much work 5pm: *naps* 7pm: *wakes up* 7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate* 11pm: "the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know".

    @Doughbvy / Twitter


    my student loan account is locked for an hour bc i entered my password wrong twice. who the hell do they think is trying to break in and pay my loans for me. why would i want to prevent that. Pleas let them in

    @no_talent_shan / Twitter


    when your parents move you into your dorm and your dad makes you take a pic w him

    @brohsen / Twitter


    Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat. This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now...

    @esaueracker / Twitter


    @eatmenlikeair / Twitter


    Uh why is my sister’s degree underneath the car seat

    @Limboghini24 / Twitter

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