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18 Tweets About London That'll Make You Laugh

These will definitely make your day ever so slightly less bad.

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20yrs of personal tube platform expertise and competitive commuting advantage rendered useless by some green paint.

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When you buy Rice Crispies in South London.

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Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm.

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londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices 😂😂 honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london 🙅🙅 enjoy your smog-infested bubble 👋🏻

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Rule for Londoners: if you are sitting in the driving seat of a DLR train you must look like you are enjoying yourself, or don’t sit there.

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John Redwood, Conservative MP for Mordor. #redsun

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£7.50 for a hot chocolate and a cookie? Costa coffee should change their name to Costa fucking fortune the robbing bastards.

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Fuck off some people actually believe this shite😩

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Truly amazing photos of London through the fog!

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Yes I can imagine, what with the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, and the constant wars in Europe

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my pal has an ig account where he pretends to be an MP

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Let's take a moment to appreciate this completely unforgivable depiction of the London skyline in The Mummy Returns… https://t.co/GKd2Eq4St1

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So I get on a bus & someone has abandoned 3.5lb of beef mince on the seats. Oh London, every time I think I unders… https://t.co/nuSP5qE5Z0

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Hackney council dgaf anymore, just tells it like it is

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I want a sitcom about these neighbours

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