Buzz·Posted on 9 Dec 201719 Tweets That Are Hilarious But Kind Of DarkA winning combination.by Natalya LobanovaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Brian Lee @BrianLeeWow the perfect crime 01:08 AM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jhonukkah @dearjhonletter *dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit 06:02 PM - 26 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Perfectly Timed Pics @Uber_Pix Cause I've... had... the time of my life 05:30 PM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. rat @coldpetrat my landlord charged a pet fee for the ants in my kitchen. i need $48,000,000 by friday or im evicted. how did he count them they are so fast 04:31 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. benny profane @megjonselevator i was once petsitting a salamander and i asked the owner what its name was and he said 'they have names but they don't share them with us' 02:08 AM - 04 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. happy doggeauxlidays @DOGGEAUX i edited the lyrics of mr brightside using google autocomplete results 05:25 AM - 01 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Brian @Pithy_Remark I’m going to be laughing at this for hours. 12:14 AM - 07 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. lily jackson @lilyzella me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell d… https://t.co/uwFZNQnRZm 02:49 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. @Thelaserbearguy Stranger Things (2016) 05:54 PM - 04 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. セブ山 @sebuyama 「Googleストリートビューに写り込んだ変な猫」のコスプレ。 #ハロウィン 02:55 AM - 31 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ari @ foxy santa @ohmywingels you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅… https://t.co/zqVyytjeGo 03:07 PM - 29 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Omar Najam➡️🇵🇷⬅️ @OmarNajam My son 🙋🏽♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "d… https://t.co/3ihhJlntGH 09:49 PM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Butsay @Butsay_ uni deadlines fast approaching n av no got a fucking clue wit am dain, so it’s nice tae get a really inspiring fort… https://t.co/yaVX54Xnhb 11:11 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. asia @asialbx Me after selling my liver for $150,000, kidney for $200,000, my lungs for $60,000, and my eggs for $10,000. 08:10 AM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. jazzy is giving her exam atm please be nice @perriesrow my friends vs me 02:13 PM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lazy Susan @comedysusan The last things I'll scream from my death bed 10:30 PM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Avery Edison @aedison OZYMANDIAS, THE FRESH KING OF KINGS I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near, His land was antique, and he… https://t.co/Ar4QKD37zs 10:49 PM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 1000 blossoms bloomin & a partridge in a pear tree @aimeeclarke *uses last breath to grunt in Extremely Manly Voice* living is for GIRLS 06:31 AM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. happy doggeauxlidays @DOGGEAUX the strong feast upon the weak 10:25 PM - 10 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite