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18 Tweets That Prove The Government Is Watching You Through Your Webcam

me: *covers the camera from my laptop's webcam with tape* the government agent always watching me: *texting me* omg r u mad at me?

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me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell d… https://t.co/uwFZNQnRZm

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me: *covers the camera from my laptop's webcam with tape* the government agent always watching me: *texting me* omg r u mad at me?

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Me trying on clothes for a first date and asking the government workers in the webcam what they think

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me posing for the government watching me through my webcam

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me: *gets left on read by boy i like again* government agent who's reading all my texts: wow when will she finally find love?? *sighs*

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me: *double texts a boy who left me on read* government agent who reads all my texts: oh i see she's back on her bullshit again *sigh*

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the fbi agent monitoring my computer while i start watching another 24 minute vine compilation on youtube

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Black Mirror S4 episode list : 1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid 2. There Is… https://t.co/E7peUjP1No

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me: *is tweeting fake positive shit while binge eating junk food and on the fourth day of my depression hibernation… https://t.co/rjqyq8gyMC

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me dancing for the government workers who are watching me through my webcam

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dear government workers watching me through my webcam, please help me with my essay

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me flirting with the government agent in my phone camera

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[looking into my webcam] alright FBI I know you've been watching me google 'last minute gift ideas for mom' for the… https://t.co/7FbLRyzAoC

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I just realized the post-it in front of my webcam fell so I hope the FBI agent spying on me enjoyed watching me try… https://t.co/j0T8YodFPY

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STEM Major: hi nice to meet you Liberal Arts Major: nice to meet you too:) government agent watching them both thro… https://t.co/jrZllgwh5B

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Whenever something weird happens from now on im just gonna look at my phone camera like they do on the office so at… https://t.co/ngQ56IrR0h

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me: *tweets about the government watching me* the government agent looking through my feed: dang lol she really kno… https://t.co/tENN4HTB5Z