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You're so beautiful and there's just no point in denying it.
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It's logically impossible for you to be anything but beautiful.
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It's written into the very fabric of our world.
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Everything you do is elegant and graceful.
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Being beautiful is one of your main interests and hobbies, after all.
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However, it does have its drawbacks.
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Past you gives future you so much to live up to.
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And you're always forced to compete with other areas of outstanding natural beauty.
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And the most beautiful pictures always seem to just be mirrors!!!
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Life is hard when you're just always getting better.
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People are always stopping you to compliment you.
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And telling you how wonderful you are.
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People tend to just have really weird reactions to you.
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It can get really exhausting.
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But you know, it's your duty.
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These are just sacrifices you have to make.
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Besides, you can always take comfort from this:
