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In honor of Evangelion coming to Netflix, let’s remember the Black choir that slayed A Cruel Angel’s Thesis (The NGE theme song) The crowd was FLUMMOXED. 😂 https://t.co/AkiUESccml
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*Opens bottle of bleach* Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open. Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it. *nephew looks at bottle in amazement* Nephew : How did it know I was a child? 🤣🤣🤣
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Girl named Riley Morrison asks @StephenCurry30 why his sneakers don’t come in girls sizes. Steph responds.
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Dinner date didn’t go as planned
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If y’all need me I’m gonna be watching this on a loop for the rest of the day.
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hey
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[inventing the toaster] engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4 chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8
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this iconic, legendary woman just taught me how to fill a bucket with ice water. I’ll never get over it
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holy fuck..
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Me: “I’ve so much shit to do, it’s all so stressful” Also me:
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A salon in Killarney is legit using a Kevin the carrot in their advertising
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Her nugget fell
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My mum's cat sits like a 49 year old woman called Deborah having a glass of white wine and a catch up
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I’m actually screaming how has someone used their dog to model Burberry sunglasses on Depop hahahaha
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At the Moomin Cafe in Tokyo, if you go by yourself, they sit a Moomin with you so you won't be lonely 😢
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Basically a renaissance painting
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Ok but i really gave birth to my bestfriend tho, like 😍😍😍