1. This sleek two bedroom flat in Manchester city centre is £875 per month.
Or, for £800, you can have this laundry rack, giving you a saving of £75!! What a steal!
2. You can have this three bedroom Primrose Hill flat for £3,683 per month.
Or why not get this Fendi handbag for £3,530, for a stylish contraption in which to carry your sweet wrappers.
3. You can rent this one bedroom flat in Glasgow for £450.
Or, how about this Dolce & Gabbana Swarovski crystal and leather iPhone 6 case for £445 instead, so you can feel super luxurious when playing Candy Crush on the toilet?
4. In Cardiff, you can rent this spacious two bedroom house (yes, HOUSE) for £675 per month.
Or you can spend that money on six of these stumps, which cost £109.95 each, which definitely aren't recreatable with a stump you found in the woods and a can of spray paint.
5. In Newcastle, for £475 per month, you can rent this two bedroom flat.
Or, for the exact same price of £475, you can have a 250ml bottle of Creed Sublime Vanille Eau De Parfum.
Or, also for £475, you can have this 60ml tub of anti-aging cream to be disappointed in for its inability to undo inevitable physical deterioration.
6. For £775 per month, you can have this two bedroom flat in Sheffield.
Or, if you want the act of burning money to be a bit more fragranced, how about this £750 candle?
7. For £2,750 per month, you can rent this three bedroom apartment in a beautiful building in Crystal Palace.
Or how about this £2,745 fountain pen instead?
8. For £500 per month, you can rent this one bedroom apartment in a rather grand building in Leeds.
Or how about treating a child to this £499 rocking horse instead, as we all know children have an excellent concept of money and will appreciate it more than any other rocking horse?
9. In Liverpool, you can rent this two bedroom flat for £800 per month.
Or you can have two of these Harrods of London umbrellas, which cost £400 each, so you can feel super luxurious whilst still getting slightly damp like everyone else.
10. For £850 per month, you can rent this beautiful one bedroom Edinburgh flat.
Or, why not treat yourself to this totally unforgettable and unique looking Montblanc suitcase for £860?
11. £1,200 per month will get you this lovely detached cottage in York.
Or you can get this £1,200 Monopoly set instead, because you can put a price on family fun and that price better be over a grand.
12. This stylish Birmingham city centre flat would cost you £700 per month.
Or why not invest in the most expensive poo you'll ever make by buying yourself two boxes of these Forrey & Galland chocolates instead, at £350 per box.
13. This one bedroom Bristol flat with a particularly ornate bathroom window would cost you £700 per month.
Or, you can get this tiny table for £728.
14. For £600 per month, you can live in this lovely two bedroom Scarborough flat.
Or, also for £600, you can have this cashmere throw for you cat to shed all its hair on.
15. For £650, you can rent this studio flat in the beautiful city of Bath.
Or if you want to spend £650 on something you will resent cleaning, you can have this set of Giorgio Armani makeup brushes.
16. And if you happen to have £12,500 at your disposal, you can rent this seven bedroom detached house in Wimbledon for a month.
Or you can spend that money on this £12,470 Tom Ford mini shoulder bag instead. It's super useful because you can fit your phone and maybe a lipstick in it too.
