1.You're probably a really sweet person normally. Unless, of course, someone has the audacity to walk slowly in front of you.
2.You might not even be a particularly fast walker. You just hate the feeling of not having the option to walk quickly.
3.Even worse is when people just fucking stop in the middle of the street.
4.It should be illegal to walk and text on a busy street.
5.And an absolute requirement to have your oyster card ready when getting to the gates on the tube.
6.People that walk slowly and in the middle of the street, making it difficult to overtake them, are the absolute worst.
7.Especially when they force you to RISK YOUR LIFE by stepping off the pavement and onto the street to overtake them.
8.If you're short and walk quietly, this is a particular plague on your life.
9.You might've even taken preventative measures by wearing heels/particularly loud shoes and stomping around everywhere so people know to move the fuck out of your way.
10.Large groups of people and lots of congestion really brings out the worst in you.
11.You get really frustrated with tourists.
12.When you're in a particularly bad mood, you very melodramatically huff as you overtake a slow walker.
13.If someone does it to you, you feel nothing but shame.
14.No matter how much you love city life, crowded streets and slow walkers make you want to give everything up and move to the middle of nowhere.
15.This prospect is incredibly exciting to you.
16.You've mastered some incredible techniques when it comes to weaving through crowds.
17.However, deep down, you know that you've been an annoying slow-walking in your life, too.
