1. Whoever thought this was a great solution:
The MTA at the forefront of innovation.
2. This guy's attempt to flirt:
I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and https://t.co/CgSG5xGgro
3. This foodie:
No one has fucked up harder than this person
4. This guy's career:
Job: "Social Media Participant"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
5. This girl's fake ID:
Pretty sure I just received the best fake ID of my bartending career; a girl handed me my missing license from 2 years ago
6. This guy's attempt at being anti-gay:
DEJEHSHSH GIRL💀💀
7. This guy who tried to make a point, and succeeded in becoming a perfect metaphor:
Proud Boy in Seattle finds a sign he doesn't like during #MayDay & tries with all his might to rip it up. It doesn't work out. [h/t @nategowdy] #MayDaySea https://t.co/Z2P0KhQw0J
8. The person who wrote this headline:
In case you were wondering, the refrigerator-sized rocks that may occur at the Kilauea summit are in deed fridge-sized. #KilaueaHeadlineFails #pleasestopsayingSpew https://t.co/pYZeDH94Zy
9. Whoever designed this advert:
Math is hard. Don't let it get you down.
10. This student:
I turned in my paper to my professor last night and this morning I realized I forgot to change the title...hows your day going? https://t.co/FnornTF00n
11. The New York transport system:
someone just put down a fresh coat of yellow paint on the subway platform edge....... at 9:30 on a wednesday morning. this platform is going to be a mess of yellow footprints by the end of the day. what is going on https://t.co/4SQa27HoCh
12. Whoever's job it was to give clear and simple directions:
Also one train always tells the truth and the other train always lies
13. Whoever is trying to encourage teens to read:
Damn
14. This person's attempt to be hateful:
screaming.
15. This list of achievements:
Stellar work by Ilford Conservatives here.
16. This guy, who actually probably tried a little too hard tbh:
Play it cool Rodney.......play it cool......
17. And finally, this cat:
when you do the bare minimum so you can honestly say "i tried"