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This is probably your Tinder bio:
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You have done this before:
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This is your attempt at new year's fitness resolutions:
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You communicate via typos:
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This cat is your patronus:
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This snake is also your patronus:
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You always have this to look forward to:
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This is the ultimate conundrum:
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This is your main form of exercise:
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You don't appreciate Netflix's snark:
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You're very sensitive about how you choose to label yourself:
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This is the only gym you'll attend:
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You know which of Snow White's dwarves you'd be:
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This is your main style tip:
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This is in your medical record:
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In fact, this is your general approach to everything on the internet:
