Okay, all North Americans are rolling their eyes at me right now, but hear me out.

I've lived in London for most of my life, so I've never seen a real-life moose.

So allow me to freak the fuck out over how huge moose are!!

I thought they were the size of reindeer??

I assumed that they're a harmless herbivore, but turns out they could absolutely, definitely fuck you up.
Hunter attacked by moose after shooting it twice,gets hoof print on forehead https://t.co/iDPtrj56YB #SweetRevenge
They can reach a height of 2.3m (7'6") from hoof to shoulder! That's not including head and antlers!
Just look at the size of their hoofprints!

And their antlers can reach a span of 2m (6'6")!

They're prehistoric!!!
No, really, they kind of are!
