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Nov 30, 2017

Eat Some Tasty Food And We'll Tell You How Deeply, Painfully Alone You Are

It's okay to feel alone sometimes.

  1. Pick a sad salad to weep into

  2. Pick some ice cream to eat woefully

  3. Pick some pasta to eat, alone, again

  4. Pick some cake to eat whilst standing naked in front of the fridge, in the middle of the night

  5. Pick some fruit to eat in a short-lived attempt at being healthy

  6. Pick some junk food to eat when you break that short-lived attempt at being healthy

  7. Pick some pizza to eat (alone) in bed

  8. Pick some sad bread (bread that you eat when you're sad)

  9. Pick a sad soup to go with your sad bread

  10. Pick some needlessly cheerful food