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    May 4, 2017

    18 Dream London Properties You Can't Afford But Wanna Look At Anyway

    Gather around and weep, millennials.

    1. This decadent mansion, for when Versailles is unavailable.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £15,950,000

    Location: Regent's Park, NW1

    Bedrooms: Nine

    Ideal For: Pretending to be Marie Antoinette, suppressing the proletariat.

    2. This mansion that looks like it should be in the home counties, but is actually in Zone 2.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £8,750,000

    Location: Denmark Hill, SE5

    Bedrooms: Eight

    Ideal For: Providing a good home for your thoroughbred dogs and numerous Barbour jackets.

    3. This incredibly reflective Kensington penthouse.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £10,000,000

    Location: South Kensington, SW7

    Bedrooms: Three

    Ideal For: Hosting elaborate dinner parties, watching your reflection in the many mirrored surfaces as you have sex, American Psycho style.

    4. This very traditional-looking family home in Chelsea.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £5,750,000

    Location: Chelsea, SW10

    Bedrooms: Six

    Ideal For: Having a tightly-knit family, slightly intimidating your grandchildren's respective partners whilst you sip tea from a cup and saucer.

    5. This absolutely expansive, Tudor-esque mansion in Enfield.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £5,000,000

    Location: Enfield, EN2

    Bedrooms: Seven

    Ideal For: Hosting immersive performances of Shakespeare's plays, using a scooter indoors.

    6. This very stylish flat, not far from Oxford Street.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £4,500,000

    Location: Connaught Village, W2

    Bedrooms: Five

    Ideal For: Spending approximately three weeks a year in, because you spread your time across London, L.A., New York, Bermuda and Berkshire.

    7. This Rococo dream/nightmare that has a bloody outdoor swimming pool. A swimming pool. In London.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £3,999,950

    Location: Ealing, W5

    Bedrooms: Eight

    Ideal For: Powdering your wigs, waiting for the three days in July when it'll actually be warm enough to use the outdoor pool.

    8. This high-rise swanky flat in the City of London.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £4,500,000

    Location: City, EC2Y

    Bedrooms: Two

    Ideal For: Being really exhausted because stock shares have dramatically fallen and you've been up all night.

    9. This modernist flat with a matching sleek roof terrace.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £3,350,000

    Location: South Kensington, SW7

    Bedrooms: Two

    Ideal For: Impressing Kevin McCloud with your attention to detail and carefully-crafted floating staircase.

    10. This incredible warehouse conversion in the prestigious but unfortunately named "Execution Dock" area of Wapping.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £3,100,000

    Location: Wapping, E1W

    Bedrooms: Two

    Ideal For: Documenting your very tasteful life on Instagram, being haunted by the ghosts that must certainly live in a place named "Execution Dock".

    11. This expensive-looking, and actually expensive, house in Victoria Park.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £3,000,000

    Location: Victoria Park, E9

    Bedrooms: Five

    Ideal For: Inviting your well-groomed friends over for brunch to discuss the merits of the various private schools in the area, having fresh-cut flowers delivered to you weekly, being haunted by the creepy doll in your bedroom.

    12. This minimalist and very spacious flat, with a walk-in closet and panoramic views of the city.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £7,950,000

    Location: Marylebone, NW1

    Bedrooms: Four

    Ideal For: Admiring the city from high above, making easy work of cleaning because everything is wipe-clean.

    13. This architecturally interesting house with a very well-equipped indoor gym.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £3,750,000

    Location: Hocroft Estate, NW2

    Bedrooms: Six

    Ideal For: Keeping super fit, hosting '70s-themed parties.

    14. This absolutely expansive, newly-built home with a split-level garden and two media rooms.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £3,750,000

    Location: Hadley Wood, EN4

    Bedrooms: Six

    Ideal For: Pretending you live somewhere in America.

    15. This massive penthouse with the most gorgeous view of Tower Bridge.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £5,000,000

    Location: Tower Bridge, E1W

    Bedrooms: Three

    Ideal For: Starting your own dance studio.

    16. This super pretty, light, and airy flat in Kensington.

    foxtons.co.uk

    Price: £4,650,000

    Location: South Kensington, SW7

    Bedrooms: Four

    Ideal For: Filming YouTube videos and taking promotional photos for your new clean-eating cookbook.

    17. This perfect house in Shoreditch with a Pinterest-worthy staircase library and lovely roof terrace.

    rightmove.co.uk

    Price: £2,450,000

    Location: Shoreditch, E2

    Bedrooms: Two

    Ideal For: Displaying all the interesting artefacts you found on your travels across the world, living my personal dream life.

    18. And finally, this lovely, but entirely normal-looking flat that's still entirely out of your price range.

    douglasandgordon.com

    Price: £1,000,000

    Location: Kensington, W8

    Bedrooms: Two

    Ideal For: Weeping over the ludicrously inflated house prices in London.

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