1.
Money disappears very quickly:
2.
"Day to night" is not really a thing:
3.
You'd probably have to pay for a premium Caribbean cruise to encounter the Bermuda Triangle:
4.
Socks are a great gift:
5.
Nothing will ever compare to the Scholastic book fair:
7.
Your punishments become your daily life:
9.
Honestly, your life is just ruled by your lower back and its tantrums:
10.
It's exciting! In a bad way:
11.
Self-discovery doesn't necessarily end in the way you had hoped:
12.
Happy Meals are off the table:
13.
Literally no one cares about your favourite dinosaur:
14.
Every day is a disappointing birthday:
15.
Bars feel like dairy farms:
16.
You've got to stay hydrated all the time:
17.
It is relentless and mostly unchanging until you die:
18.
And wine is the most redeeming part: