If The NBA Had Superlatives...

Best Dressed? Class Clown? Most Likely to Succeed? #Fightitoutboys #TheREALMarchMadness Forget about a championship ring. If the NBA were a high school, who would win what superlative? Here are my picks:

Most Likely to Succeed: James Harden

Because he went from an often forgotten sixth man with a nice beard, to an MVP contender with a nice beard #GettingIt

Best Hair: Anderson Varejao

Because he whips his hair back and forth

Oh and because these people...

and these...

and most importantly, because of this guy... #WigNight

Most Likely to be a Billionaire: Michael Jordan

Because oh wait, he is... #ImRetiredButRich

Best Dressed: Craig Sager

Because although not a player, Craig Sager's suits are gifts from God

Best Dancer: Dwight Howard

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Because...this happened...

Best Sportsmanship: Grant Hill

Because even though he is retired, Grant Hill has won the NBA Sportsmanship Award three times, that's more than anyone else ever. #RetiredbutnotRusty

Best Smile: Chris Paul

Because he has a babyface and a pearly-white smile to go with it

Most Likely to Save the World: The Miami Heat

Because it was refreshing to see a team stand up for something they believe in #TrayvonMartin

Biggest Bad Boy: Chris "Birdman" Andersen

Because he is covered in tattoos, was suspended for two years because of drug use, and then came back and won a championship with the Miami Heat in 2013 #BAMF

Class Clown: The Houston Rocket's Mascot

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Because mascots are the funniest, weirdest creations ever. Also, the video below is hilarious (1:41 is the best)

Teacher's Pet: Ron Artest

Because you always have to keep an eye on Ron Artest a.k.a. Meta World Peace! #Puthimintimeout

Oh and he did this too...

Cutest Couple: Russell Westbrook & Kevin Durant

Because these two teammates are just awesome on and off the court. Plus, they're always together!

Most Talkative: Kobe Bryant

Because he's outspoken and it annoys the crap out of me #stawpPLZ

Friendliest: Pau Gasol

Because even though taking this picture was awkward for him, he made it through #doitforthefans

Most Spirited: Miami Heat Fans

Because they topped Forbes' list of NBA's Best Fans in 2015 ~*#BrooklynNetsFansAreREALLYTheBestbutwhatever*~

Biggest Drama King: LeBron James

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Because "The Decision" special that he planned to announce that he was leaving Cleveland for Miami was ridiculous... #DramaKingJames

Most Popular: Stephen Curry

Because he got the most votes during the 2015 All-Star voting ballot #ENOUGHSAID #winning

Most Likely to Play in the NBA: All of the players in the NBA

Because on the NatJo Blog, everyone's a winner! #YOUWINANDYOUWIN #ImOprahYoureNot