This Doritos Ranch Queso Is The Drunk Snack You Deserve

    Doritos. Beer. Velveeta.

    This is Cool Ranch Doritos Beer Queso.

    AKA The best drunk snack for anyone who like cheese, beer, and Doritos.


    Remember these directions well, for the next time you're in need of an easy boozy snack.


    Step 2: Cut the Velveeta loaf into cubes.

    Yes, they call it a loaf.

    Step 3: Put the Velveeta in a pot and add a bottle of beer.*

    Step 4: Let it melt over medium-low heat, stirring every once in a while, until it's ~velvety~ smooth.

    Step 5: Turn off the heat, and stir in your Dorito crumbs.

    Step 6: Put in a fancy serving container (or, you know, a regular bowl). Top with whatever your heart desires.

    Step 7: Eat. With MORE DORITOS.