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This Doritos Ranch Queso Is The Drunk Snack You Deserve

Doritos. Beer. Velveeta.

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Remember these directions well, for the next time you're in need of an easy boozy snack.


Step 3: Put the Velveeta in a pot and add a bottle of beer.*

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We used Blue Moon because that's what we had on hand, but you can use different beers for different queso ~flavor profiles~. We're trying PBR next.

*You can take a sip or two out of it first, if you want.

Step 4: Let it melt over medium-low heat, stirring every once in a while, until it's ~velvety~ smooth.

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And drinking whenever you're not stirring. This will take about five to seven minutes.


Step 6: Put in a fancy serving container (or, you know, a regular bowl). Top with whatever your heart desires.

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More Doritos? Pickled jalapeƱos? Cilantro? Pico de gallo? Onions? The possibilities are literally endless.