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    ATTENTION EVERYBODY WITH A CLITORIS! The entire line of Satisfyer sex toys — yes, the same brand that makes the vibrator that BuzzFeed editor Lara Parker says has given her approximately 1,000 orgasms — are at least 20% off on Amazon right NOW, and some models are 40% off! Wondering which one to buy? Here are five of the best options:

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    But order quickly, because this deal only goes from today and the next two days, through THIS FRIDAY, September 6th!

    1. 40% off the one that I personally own and swear by, the Pro Penguin, because trust me, it does the job *extraordinarily well* and is the least expensive of Satisfyer vibrators with the clit sucking like–pressure wave feature.

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    It has 11 intensity settings, is completely waterproof (for up to 30 minutes, up to one meter deep), and is easy to clean. They recommend using it with lube if you're not in the bath, and I 1000% second that. But don't just take my word for it — reviewers love it, too!

    Promising reviews: "This is the most adorable and amazing toy! It fits perfectly in your hand or nestled between your thighs. The suction seems very subtle if you hold it against your arm so I encourage you to tease/test it on your nipples before using it in your panties. It feels like a vibrating-suction-flutter and the pleasure intensifies very quickly once you find the right spot. Honestly, the third speed does it for me in less than two or three minutes. I tried toggling through the higher speeds last time and I wound up flooding my bed somewhere around the fifth speed. This toy holds the charge for a long time which is nice." —NicoleP

    "Definitely one of the best purchases I've made recently. Regular vibrators are too harsh to get me off properly, but this thing is a godsend. I love the different levels, ranging from incredibly gentle to very high vibrations. It's perfect if you can't handle a lot of stimulation on your clit or if you need to start low and work up in intensity." —Seb Quinn

    Get it on Amazon for $29.95 (originally $49.95).

    2. 30% off the Pro 2 Next Generation, a crowd favorite with over 1200 five-star reviews thanks to its status as one of the original Satisfyer vibrators with the clit sucking like–pressure wave — and it has a stronger motor than the Penguin, for even more intensity.

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    It also has 11 settings and is completely waterproof, easy to clean, and recommended to use with lube if you're not in the bath.

    Promising review: "I vote to rename this product 'Orgasmatron 5000.' Not kidding. I was pretty hesitant to spend that much on a toy, but it is absolutely worth every penny. When the instructions say 'it's even better in the bath,' they aren't kidding, and the settings go from what I would call 'gentle murmur' up to 'HOLY #$@%!!' Don't forget to try it on your nipples as well. If you possess a clit, you NEED this toy. Do it" —Amelia

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95 (originally $49.95)

    3. 20% off the Pro 2 Plus Vibration, which has all the same features as the Penguin and the Pro2 PLUS the outer ring itself can vibrate at the same time as the clit sucking–like pressure wave sensation, for extra ~stimulation~.

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    That's the outer white ring you see in the second picture. This has the same 11 suction intensity settings, plus 10 vibration settings. And yes, it's also waterproof, easy to clean, and recommended to use with lube if you're not in the bath.

    Promising reviews: "I was nervous at first because it was light weight but in the end the weight had no bearing on how good this product is!!! O-mazing!!" —Dalton Warren

    "This should be in every woman’s bedside table. The new model is quite improved and very quiet." —Ruth

    Get it on Amazon for $47.95 (originally $59.95).

    4. 20% off the Power Flower G-Spot Vibrator and Clitoris Stimulator — it features fluttering petals for your clit on the tip, but in a shape that you can also use vaginally to help find your G-spot.

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    It has 12 ~vibration programs~, split into six intensities and six rhythms. Of course it's waterproof, and it has a ring at it's base so it's easy to hold onto.

    Promising review: "If you have growth from testosterone (I assume it works for cis people too, but I wouldn't know!) this toy works great. The three fluttering petals are the perfect size to stick a finger into, which as you can guess works great for other things too. I've used it on my penised partners as well, and they enjoyed it. My only complaint is that the tip of the petals can feel kind of sharp internally as well as externally if the vibration is too strong. This can be remedied by applying the toy harder, as if it is just lightly touching you the petals will be fluttering a lot harder. All of the different settings are great, and I love that the buttons go forward and backwards rather than just looping through the settings. Going back doesn't always work though, which is disappointing. Overall, a great toy. Wish it came in more colors!" —Jackal

    Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (originally $49.95).

    5. 20% off the Petting Hippo Vibe because it has a rounded tip and flexible shaft designed to help you a) find your G-spot and b) focus in on it exclusively while you explore the toy's 12 different vibration programs.

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    Like the Power Flower, those 12 programs are split into six intensities and six rhythms. And it has a ring at the base so you never lose your grip on it.

    Promising reviews: "My girlfriend absolutely loves this. May knock her Wand out of first place. Versatile, waterproof, charge last several times, hits all the right spots." —Amazon Customer

    Get it on Amazon for $39.95 (originally $49.95).

    If ya see something you need, remember this only goes now through this Friday, September 6th! And....enjoy!!

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