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1. Please allow six to eight weeks for delivery.
2. Here's $1.50 for gas money bro.
3. Will that be smoking or non-smoking?
4. Sorry I missed your call. I was out.
5. We do not accept online payments.
6. You cannot take pictures with this new phone.
7. The Star Wars sequels will be better than the original.
8. Can you hand me the phone book?
9. The library will be closing.
10. Can you just fax it to me?
11. And that's why The Lord of the Rings can never be filmed.
12. Leave a message on my machine if I don't answer, I have to go to Blockbuster and return some tapes.
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